Apparently all the cute, normal, age & height appropriate single men in my area have moved. Or already dated me. Or I’ve scared them off with my stunning good looks and witty profile. Or know my family. Or think I’m either too fat, too thin, too pretty, too ugly, too smart, too dumb, too boring, too funny, too successful, not successful enough, too old, too young, too independent, too dependent or just plain have no desire to meet/know/sleep with me. 😉 I swear the lineup of men who have favorited me on match could double as an FBI most wanted list. I’m at the point now where I don’t even read messages or look at profiles from guys who wink. Wanna know why? This is why:
How are you doing and how was your day at work? you have a Well written profile here.
My name is David and i am new on this …i will like to know you more if you don’t mind.
I must say you look awesome and stunning gorgeous,first of all i must say your smile is so priceless and i really like your hair , secondly, i think you are an amazing woman who has great qualities and also know what she wants in her man.
You look so calm,i will be glad if you check my profile and see if we can chat to know more about each other.My membership on the site runs out soon.You can reach me through *********84 / AT yahoo /DOT /com I am really interested in knowing you more or you can send me your email address…i will write you to tell you more about me.
Please take a very good care of your self, and I hope to hear back from you.
I don’t even want to know what ‘looking calm’ even means. I’m glad that he finds me stunning, gorgeous and awesome though. I’m certain that this isn’t a cut and paste job either. I think he really took the time to read my profile carefully, admire my pictures and then sat down to compose this wonderful grammatically incorrect message to me. Did I forget to mention that he’s 57 with no picture? I’m so lucky………..