I swear he doesn’t mean to come off so creepy (or maybe he does), but I think I’m going to need to ask Mr. England about his overuse of emojis and uber disconcerting text messages. Oh, and why the hell he doesn’t use his tongue when kissing. I have that one narrowed down to a few possibilities:
1) He’s a germaphobe
2) He doesn’t know any better
3) No one has ever told him how weird it is
I have a feeling that if we ever do sleep together that he will
1) make me shower 1st
2) not be very creative
3) minimal foreplay 😦
Anyway, he sent me a text last night. I had told him that I have a migraine. He sent back:
Aww, poor baby. I wish I was there to rub your temples (and other things) *string of weird emojis*
See what I mean? I know, I know. You’re all wondering why I continue to see him if I feel this way. Guess I’m waiting to discover if there is something I’m missing? I want to give him the chance to prove me wrong? I want to make sure it’s not just Mr. Out of Town clouding my judgement?
We are going to the movies on Wednesday night, so I guess we’ll see. Not really a fan of movie dates, but assuming he feels it is the best way to get to grope me?
Yeah I hate to say it but – that’s a lot of Brit Males right there. I’d staple a mousetrap to your knickers. That’ll stop the old wandering hand trouble! You might want to consider ear plugs as well if you go that route (please go that route!!)
Well damn. Do tell on the earplugs. To avoid having to listening to the whining? Crying? Some other horrific noise? 😉
What I actually had in mind was the screaming if he hit the mousetrap with a wandering hand!
Hahaha. I’ll keep you posted…
I think you’re wasting time and with this one! A kiss is very telling of how the sex will be. I’m guessing it will be much the same as the kids: lacking excitement, a bit clinical, and you wondering if he’s ever going to stick it in! Hahaha. Sorry. I just had to go there!
Hahahaha OMG. Best. Comment. Ever. I fear you are right though…
*kiss. Not kids. Damn autocorrect
Yeah based on the kiss I’d say; Next!
Keep us posted!! Anna (one half of the Cinnamon Buns and Roses blog
I fear you are right. Based on more than just his tongueless kissing style….